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whats the difference between a Hoover and a Harley?
one has a dirt bag in it, the other has one on it.
hope I didnt piss anyone off...lol
Whats the difference between a Harley and a vacuum cleaner?...... you can fit 2 dirtbags on a harley ! what does a metric bike and a tampon have in common? every pus#y has one!
I know of a funny biker story but it's waaay too long to put here.
This link will take you to it, though.
http://www.normanbliss.com/blog/?page_id=86
(It's a dang funny story, I don't vare who ya are.)
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- My Bike:
- Mine 2006 Victory Vegas
Marcie's 1994 1200 Sportster
- About Me:
- Been ridin' about 27yrs. Tons of different bikes. I'm V.P. & Marcie's Treasurer of local ABATE chapter. We have 4 teens (14-18) still at home.
2 mutts & 2 meows.
- Favorite Music:
- All kinds of rock. Oh & Marcie likes country.
- Favorite TV Shows:
- House, CSI, 2 & a half men. All Discovery channel shows.
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- At 3:25pm on July 28, 2009,
jimmy haddock life #900 said… - Good GOUH Almighttie Bro/Sis, As I remember it, it was a long time ago, there I was seating-on my Bike, and this Big GUY came-up to me and said,"are you Jimmy," " I responted that if I was Jimmy, would I get a POPSICKLE," the Big GUY stated," NOPE, and he got me by my LEFT ARM, and had throwed me into the back of his VAN. "I stated that if he was going to get tuff with me, "that I would too." He stated that the world had needed me to help with some NUTCASES over in the THIRD COUNTRY, "I said, o.k. The next thing I knew, We were off in his BIG P52, as we were up in the AIR,"I started to get the feeling that I shouldn't have asked for a POPSICKLE. I HAD SEEN THE big GUY open the cockpit,"and started to shooting his RIFLE at the LITTLEPEOPLE on the GROUND. "I said," BIKE,BIKE, I want my BIKE. As he was BLASTING AWAY WITH HIS RIFLE, with the sound of the RIFLE, RAT TELL-TELL, RAT TELL-TELL, I knewed that I wouldn't see my BIKE AGAIN. I tolded the Big GUY that HE NEEDEDTO SEE A HEAD DOC, " he stated that HE WAS ONE. HE started with the RAT TELL-TELL, RAT TELL-TELL, and I was saying, MY BIKE,MY BIKE, WHERE-OH-WHERE, is my BIKE.. ABOUT this time, WE got one in the kisser, in the ENGINE BAYAREA, AS WE were going DOWN, "the Big GUY was saying,"MY VAN, MY VAN, and I was saying, " MY GOD, I SEE MY BIKE, those LITTLEPEOPLE HAD MY BIKE, RIDEING AS HARD, AS THEY COULD. I tolded the Big GUY to HAND-ME THAT BIG SHOTGUN, I took aimed, and BAM-BAM-BAM, YEP, you guess-it, I ended-up SHOOTING MY BIKE." as we were near the GROUND," the Big GUY was shouting, "MY VAN, MY VAN, and I was saying,"my GOD ,NOW I NEED TO BUY ANOTHER BIKE...as I was shooting the RIFLE RAT TELL-TELL, RAT TELL-TELL.. Let ME Know What You Think Of This Joke? Ride Safe Bro Jimmy
- At 2:30pm on July 27, 2009,
jimmy haddock life #900 said…
- Hey Bro/Sis, check-out my Biker Joke on my page..Bro Jimmy let me know what you think of this joke? Ride Safe
- At 10:46am on July 10, 2009,
StandsInTimber said… - Happy B-day(s? lol) hope ist a good one!
- At 12:56am on July 9, 2009,
Wes Welling (animal) said… - Hey young'n; Have a good birthday tomorrow. Ride-on, Wes
- At 6:50pm on January 16, 2009,
Mike Brace said… - I've lived in Meadville all along. Have ridden most places from Ohio to NY state lines to Butler to Bradford, always try to find new places on each trip out. When is the Poker Run? Just joined Crawford County ABATE, they do a few runs in the summer. Always looking for good 200 or 300 mile day long rides too. Mike
- At 10:09am on January 2, 2009,
Timmy said… - Sounds good to me. I get up that way 2 or 3 times a year. It would be great to have a beer with another Tim Dailey. Have a HAPPY NEW YEAR . Tim
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